thisbitchsullivan
zebras! fashion. skyrim. summer. books! green. game of thrones. xbox. converse. dr pepper. the vampire diaries. long hair. skeleton keys. ocean. family guy. skinny jeans. The Hunger Games. sunglasses. coffee. harry potter. socks. mascara. the legend of zelda. stilettos.

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

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mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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BODY

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

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http://shavingryansprivat.es/post/82860991232/cadburycreamcoolator-ok-so-ive-only-watched

cadburycreamcoolator:

ok so i’ve only watched two episodes but so far it’s basically

person: ahh im dying i think

house: yes you’re dying of disease 1

person: shit

doctors: house you’re lying they don’t have disease 1

house’s boss: damnit house you’re the worst doctor i’ve ever seen

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reaallytrying:

Vegetables with poached eggs
ruinedchildhood:

when bae mad at you

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

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Vert by (Rob Walwyn)
fantasticcatadventures:

avenge me
Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

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